It is reported that Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood prostitute and Madam, is claiming that it was the Internet not the police that ultimately destroyed her business. Yeah, right.

"I was the last of the last. You can get anything you want now online," she told Los Angeles Times columnist, Shawn Hubler, in what she said was her first interview since leaving prison last September. Then why not go online, Heidi?

Fleiss was quoted as saying she has recently undergone cosmetic surgery on her lips, ears, eyes, and breasts. "Being in prison with no skin care really does a number on you," she said. "You're out in that recreation yard with the sun beating down on you. It really ages you prematurely." What premature aging is she talking about? The woman is getting up there. Live with it!

Fleiss declared she couldn't fight the Net; so she has embraced it. She said she plans to publish an Internet book by the end of the year. Will this book be of names and addresses or prices? Of course, we eagerly await the next move of Ms. HF.